Wednesday, September 27, 2006

You know you're losing your shit when...

...you use the squirt-top bottle of Thai hot sauce to write "penis" on your veggie burger in lovely script, and then stand bent over the kitchen counter for ten minutes, chortling like an unmedicated crazy person.

So much for that troublesome maturity I was worried about.

11 Comments:

Blogger MEK the Bear said...

*sigh* I'm in love with you! Now, if you only HAD a penis I'd be moving to New York right now, creepy yes, but true!

4:33 PM  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

Oh man, I can totally picture you doing that. Reminds me of the time I asked you if you could drink beer in 'your condition'. That kind of unmedicated laughter.

6:02 PM  
Blogger rodger said...

So you had a hot penis tonight..kewl!

12:23 AM  
Blogger Da Nator said...

Did you say penis?

11:21 AM  
Blogger GayProf said...

I haven’t been unmedicated in years.

12:05 PM  
Blogger joshuAli said...

I felt the same when I anagramed Gynocopia some time ago. It was GynoMite!

1:49 PM  
Blogger farmboyz said...

You haven't lost it yet. You know you've lost it when, after the chortling, you take out the camera and photographic the peniscript, color-correct it and post it. That's when it's time to rearrange the furniture and jump out the window.(Or, move to Boulder.)

11:58 PM  
Blogger David said...

But, but, by then the veggie burger was cold. Ew!

5:45 PM  
Blogger Jon said...

Hey! I now know what I'm serving at my next dinner gathering. Yay. Thanks for the idea.

6:42 PM  
Blogger Earl Cootie said...

You really do sound like the funnest date.

12:15 PM  
Blogger Dharma said...

Oh honey, perhaps it's time to, uh, I dunno, get out more?

1:53 AM  

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