Monday, September 25, 2006

Maturity sucks

"Thank you for calling American Airlines. My name is John Holmes. How may I be of service?"

Not only did I refrain from commenting on the dude's name...I also managed to completely suppress the requisite fit of hysterical giggling.

I've either grown up, become horribly boring, or both.

ps. If this does not make sense to you, you should probably a) Google John Holmes, and b) stop reading my blog immediately, because you're not nearly dirty enough.


Blogger MEK the Bear said...

I never understood the appeal of John Holmes, mind you I've only seen the male S&M stuff he did when he was slightly older, but I have to say, I've seen bigger... and in person... so meh?

4:39 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

He was totally gross. That, however, is not the point.

4:57 PM  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

Have you seen Wonderland?

It's pretty decent. About his involvement in the Wonderland Murders. It's kinda eerie too, because the DVD has the actual police crime video, corpses and all.

5:58 PM  
Blogger GayProf said...

Sure, you were calling "American Airlines" and got John Holmes... Right ... And did this "American Airlines" cost you $3.95/minute to make your "reservations?"

12:39 PM  
Blogger David said...

Like I wouldn't know.

1:43 PM  
Blogger Da Nator said...

What? You mean John Holmes, the poet, right?

2:02 PM  
Blogger Corby said...

I'm so impressed with how enlightened American Airlines is! Not only did they hire an ex-porn star, they hired a DEAD ex-porn star!

10:05 PM  
Blogger Shan said...

I'm just surprised there was no bad 70s porno music to go along with the announcement.

10:52 PM  
Blogger BD said...

American Airlines...


1:49 PM  

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