Sign One of the Impending Apocalypse
It's probably a combination of these factors that has led to my overwhelming sense that we are all just utterly and irrevocably fucked. I see doom hanging over us all, kids. The signs are everywhere, if you look around. Lucky for you I'm paying attention, so you don't have to.
This morning, for example, I saw a very cute gay boy on the subway wearing brown shoes with black pants. A gay boy. In New York.
Yeah, we're in deep doody.
More to come...
For those of you...mostly straight guys, probably...who just said to yourselves, "Wait...What's wrong with black pants and brown shoes?" Answer: Everything. Trust me.