Thursday, September 07, 2006

Helen's boob tube

If you know what I'm talking about when I tell you that I love...and I mean LOOOVE, in all ways dirty, clean and otherwise, this girl...


...and that as much as I adore her, I absolutely detest this untalented, unstable, unattractive tool of a "man"...


...then congratulations. You too watch far, far too much television, friend. You're probably pasty white and getting fat like I am, too. We should hook up. Call me.

7 Comments:

Blogger curly mcdimple said...

Not only share your hatred of Jeffrey, I also blogged about it today. I think we need to get hitched. I want Michael to design my frock.

6:35 PM  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

I thought that first pic was HoHan at first. Don't kill me.

What's even scarier is Jeffrey having bred. I would move for imancipation if I was that kid.

Side note: I actually liked Kayne's dress.

7:20 PM  
Anonymous Anna said...

I have no idea who that chick is - I only watch reality shows that have to do with fashion - you know, Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, and The Girls Next Door. (What? Playboy is SO fashion!)

Anyways, at first I thought I might like Jeffrey. I mean, I loved Allison, and they were such a cute opposite pair. And I like rock star style. But he's such an ASS!

I heart Kayne. And I LIKED his over the top jet-setter shirt. AND his over the top couture gown.

Apparently I have bad taste. Hence the cheese. :)

See you this weekend!

11:51 PM  
Blogger David said...

Sorry, I only follow PR. But I do detest the Angry Little Peanut.

3:34 PM  
Anonymous copperred said...

I do not know of her, but she looks like a young Gerri Halliwell (Ginger/Old Spice). Jeffery annoys me, but I've gotten used to him, and just tune him out, like most annoyances. Someone else put it so well "Who does Uli have to fuck to win a challenge?"

4:19 PM  
Blogger MEK the Bear said...

Don't know who Storm is, haven't been watching Supernova, but that prick Jeffrey I know (though I do think he's talented, in a way, but that last dress was HIDEOUS!).

I agree with the others too. Kayne's dress was beautiful!

4:33 PM  
Blogger Limecrete said...

I share your hatred, but have made my peace with the fact that the fucknut will probably get third place, as all the PR villains do.

11:45 PM  

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