I wish I was making this up
At around 11:30 this morning...damn near halfway through the day...I sat down to pee, and happened to notice that my underwear was on backwards.
33 years old, folks. Yep. Thankyewvurymuch.
And yes, I corrected the...uh...issue, although I'm not quite sure why I bothered at that point.
Hi Mom!
sigh
33 years old, folks. Yep. Thankyewvurymuch.
And yes, I corrected the...uh...issue, although I'm not quite sure why I bothered at that point.
Hi Mom!
sigh
posted by Helen the Felon at 5:33 PM
7 Comments:
Maybe it was your subconscious celebrating National Underwear Day today.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,94546,00.html
I celebrated by going commando.
Well as long as "I MADE A PEE PEE" is still your battle cry, all is still right in the world.
HELEN.
Today, I noticed that the tag to my underwear was shafing me in an odd, new way. That is when I realized that for about 6 hours of my day, I had been wearing my thong inside out. Of course, this isn't the same as wearing my thong backwards, but methinks that I would not notice that either. So I feel your pain. You are still awesome.
Oh please, if I had a dollar for each time I realized my underwear was on backwards, well I could probably get a nice sandwich. Or a beer.
What a coincidence, I was at a stoplight halfway to work when I noticed people were staring. It was at that point that I realized I had my boxer shorts on my head. Unlike you I waited till I got to my cube to correct the issue.
I don't think I've ever worn my underwear backwards... my booty would not fit in the front half of a pair of underwear!
I have, however, worn them inside out. When this happens, I inevitably discover it about halfway through the day, and don't do anything about it.
Is that lazy of me?
What is this thing called "underwear" of which you speak?
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