Helen Damnation, Uber-Professional
I had an almost overwhelming urge this morning to skip up and down the bleak gray corridors here at work, singing "I MADE A PEE PEE, I MADE A PEE PEE!" at the top of my damaged little lungs.
I'm wearing heels, though, which makes skipping a bad idea.
Damn.
I'm wearing heels, though, which makes skipping a bad idea.
Damn.
posted by Helen the Felon at 12:37 PM
9 Comments:
um, at the risk of sounding like a creepy blog lurker, I feel compelled to tell you: I love your blog. Like, a lot. probably because you hate the new RHCP album, get drunk and puke in your shower before work AND use tape to hem your pants. All of which, I do too. (there are more reasons I like your blog, but I have no short-term memory; see my previous reference to drinking before work)so, anyway, you rock. that is all.
Hey, thanks sister! Don't worry, blog lurkers only become creepy when they show up at your house with your pet bunny in a cookpot.
Thank god someone else barfs in the shower...I've taken pretty fair amount of shit about that. Yay for drunk bitches!
I wish more blog lurkers would 'out' themselves. I got some peeps in places that I see read regularly, but they never comment and such.
I am pretty sure I too have puked in the shower, but usually at the end of the night because I can't go to bed all smelly.
Speaking of yellow mustard, why can you only get brown mustard in NYC. Even in fast food places?
Hi Helen - you have no idea how much this little post of yours has totally made my day. Am having a totally awful one and I laughed for the first time today when I read this. Thanks for the giggle.
Does you office have unisex bathrooms? Because that makes your pee-pee chant much interesting.
Um, has this been a goal you've been working towards?
Big Daddy, you are right. I recently came out of the blog-reading closet with like, 10 of my regular-reading sites. I know how much I squeal like a tickled schoolgirl when someone actually posts on my blog, so I knew I had to do the same for my comrades. I can't figure out how to tell if people are reading my blog though. Perhaps because no one is? Doh.
I vote Helen for Prez.
Daniel,
I agree. Anyone who wants to yell "I Made A Pee-Pee" (or whatever she said) has my vote.
Something tells me the current prez does the same thing.
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