Friday, August 04, 2006

Helen Damnation, Uber-Professional

I had an almost overwhelming urge this morning to skip up and down the bleak gray corridors here at work, singing "I MADE A PEE PEE, I MADE A PEE PEE!" at the top of my damaged little lungs.

I'm wearing heels, though, which makes skipping a bad idea.



Blogger yellow_mustard_girl said...

um, at the risk of sounding like a creepy blog lurker, I feel compelled to tell you: I love your blog. Like, a lot. probably because you hate the new RHCP album, get drunk and puke in your shower before work AND use tape to hem your pants. All of which, I do too. (there are more reasons I like your blog, but I have no short-term memory; see my previous reference to drinking before work)so, anyway, you rock. that is all.

1:45 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Hey, thanks sister! Don't worry, blog lurkers only become creepy when they show up at your house with your pet bunny in a cookpot.

Thank god someone else barfs in the shower...I've taken pretty fair amount of shit about that. Yay for drunk bitches!

4:07 PM  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

I wish more blog lurkers would 'out' themselves. I got some peeps in places that I see read regularly, but they never comment and such.

I am pretty sure I too have puked in the shower, but usually at the end of the night because I can't go to bed all smelly.

Speaking of yellow mustard, why can you only get brown mustard in NYC. Even in fast food places?

4:54 PM  
Blogger Shan said...

Hi Helen - you have no idea how much this little post of yours has totally made my day. Am having a totally awful one and I laughed for the first time today when I read this. Thanks for the giggle.

10:48 PM  
Blogger GayProf said...

Does you office have unisex bathrooms? Because that makes your pee-pee chant much interesting.

8:09 PM  
Blogger David said...

Um, has this been a goal you've been working towards?

10:14 PM  
Blogger yellow_mustard_girl said...

Big Daddy, you are right. I recently came out of the blog-reading closet with like, 10 of my regular-reading sites. I know how much I squeal like a tickled schoolgirl when someone actually posts on my blog, so I knew I had to do the same for my comrades. I can't figure out how to tell if people are reading my blog though. Perhaps because no one is? Doh.

12:52 PM  
Blogger Daniel, the Guy in the Desert said...

I vote Helen for Prez.

3:08 PM  
Blogger Sudiegirl said...


I agree. Anyone who wants to yell "I Made A Pee-Pee" (or whatever she said) has my vote.

Something tells me the current prez does the same thing.

3:39 PM  

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