Reason #63,426 why I love the gays
Because whether it's true or not, it never, EVER hurts when a remarkably handsome man, especially one who has seen you in a bikini, says, "You've never had ice cream in your life, you tiny thing!"
Yeah.
Yeah.
posted by Helen the Felon at 2:13 PM
9 Comments:
Yeah sure, good for you, but I hope I never hear a gay man in a bikini say that while speaking to my dick.
Having seen you in a pair of well-fitted jeans, darling, I can say with confidence that such a thing will never, ever happen.
Thanks Sweetwoman. I know I got it goin on, but it ain't always on, an when it's off, it's like change under the sofa cushions...
Aw that gives me the warm and fuzzies, it does.
this post is the final proof in my research that gay men serve and vital and compelling social and biological function on behalf of humanity.
WE RULE!!!
waah!! i hate you. i got fat, and i can no longer fit into the size 2 dress that i wanted to wear to a wedding this weekend. shouls i just go and kill myself now? no gay will ever love me again.
It's only fair if you share such people around... Give him my number and send him over here. I'll hide the ice-cream.
BiBi x
Okay, I need me a gay friend ... who's a guy, I'm thinking. Although one of my gay female friends told me I have glorious cleavage, so that's nice, too.
I don't see how anyone could get their eyes off your amazing breasts long enough to see your tiny waist.
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