Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Reason #63,426 why I love the gays

Because whether it's true or not, it never, EVER hurts when a remarkably handsome man, especially one who has seen you in a bikini, says, "You've never had ice cream in your life, you tiny thing!"



Blogger farmboyz said...

Yeah sure, good for you, but I hope I never hear a gay man in a bikini say that while speaking to my dick.

8:48 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Having seen you in a pair of well-fitted jeans, darling, I can say with confidence that such a thing will never, ever happen.

9:07 AM  
Blogger farmboyz said...

Thanks Sweetwoman. I know I got it goin on, but it ain't always on, an when it's off, it's like change under the sofa cushions...

8:10 PM  
Blogger Shan said...

Aw that gives me the warm and fuzzies, it does.

10:37 PM  
Blogger Daniel, the Guy in the Desert said...

this post is the final proof in my research that gay men serve and vital and compelling social and biological function on behalf of humanity.

6:43 PM  
Blogger jessica said...

waah!! i hate you. i got fat, and i can no longer fit into the size 2 dress that i wanted to wear to a wedding this weekend. shouls i just go and kill myself now? no gay will ever love me again.

10:47 PM  
Anonymous BiBi Cambridge said...

It's only fair if you share such people around... Give him my number and send him over here. I'll hide the ice-cream.

BiBi x

7:38 AM  
Blogger Corby said...

Okay, I need me a gay friend ... who's a guy, I'm thinking. Although one of my gay female friends told me I have glorious cleavage, so that's nice, too.

12:08 AM  
Anonymous Glenn said...

I don't see how anyone could get their eyes off your amazing breasts long enough to see your tiny waist.

3:15 PM  

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