Kevin Bacon and a non-Indian, with a hint of gay porn (for flavor)

I'll make this quick, as I REALLY have to pee:

Baby Dayliner, Mercury Lounge, tomorrow night (2/11) at 11:30. Go. If Kevin Bacon was eight inches taller had maybe six ounces of soul, he'd be almost as cool as Baby D. (Okay, no he wouldn't.)

Ward Churchill. Dude, come on. I'm not saying you don't have the right to speak your mind, or even that you're completely wrong in your assertations about 9/11. But if you want to make a point and get people to actually LISTEN to you, you might wanna try NOT bein' a complete asshole about it. The victims of 9/11 are "Little Eichmanns"? How exactly did you expect people to react to that, man? This little gem, coupled with the well-established facts that a) you are NOT EVEN A NATIVE AMERICAN, HELLO, and b) even AIM is over your shit, leads me to believe that you need serious help and should have a sock shoved in your mouth until such time that you agree to see a psychiatrist. (Note: I interviewed this man in 1992 when I was a student at CU, which is part of the reason I feel a need to comment about this debacle. I was writing a paper on civil disobedience. We spoke at great length about a lot of stuff, including AIM, Columbus Day, and racism in general. He was a great interview and interesting to talk to, but it was clear even then that he was nuts.)

Yours truly was interviewed this week for a column in Playgirl, thanks to up-and-coming superstar journalist Alexis Tirado. The issue comes out in July. Be sure'n get a copy fer yer mom...I'm sure your gay uncle has a subscription, so he's covered.

And Happy Birthday To You, Justin Lubatkin, my friend whom I rarely ever see, mostly because I'm an asshole, not because I don't love you.