Monday, May 21, 2007

Pictures worth 1,000 turds

After a delicious and entertaining Sunday brunch at Bubby's of Brooklyn with Mrs. and Mrs. Nator, Da Nator and I went traipsing around DUMBO and Brooklyn Heights taking photos, because we are, like, deeply artistic an' shit. (And because I have no idea how to use my camera, so Nator was kind enough to instruct me. But mostly...ART! Yeah.)

These are just a few. Some of the others that don't suck entirely will soon be available on my newly minted, Brooklyn-themed photoblog. Self-serving, egocentric bitch that I am, of course I'll let you know when I officially launch that sucka.

No one has ever photographed the Brooklyn Bridge before...special.

I call this one "Cute Guy with Dog Butt".

Heh heh...they said shaft. Heh heh. Shaft.

"Get that g.d. flashy thing outta my face before I shit in your shoe."


Blogger Aunty Christ said...

I clicked on your link on a hunch that I'd like this blog. I dunno ... Helen Damnation, Aunty Christ ... must be similar spirits, huh? Anyway, just wanted to say that yes, if I lived on the other coast and were 58 years younger, and a little less cool, we would be friends, I am sure. Love the blog. Kisses, mwah.

By the way, my real name anagrams to Helen Bladderwets, so it's almost like we have the same first name even, kinda.

Consider yourself bookmarked. To the extreme!

4:47 PM  
Blogger yellow_mustard_girl said...

Ha. I laughed out loud when I saw "Shaftway" before I even read the caption.


8:46 PM  
Blogger evilganome said...

Nice pictures, but I couldn't help but notice that you couldn't resist flashing your pussy at us again. Have you no shame?

9:50 PM  
Blogger lioux said...


I Love, Love, Love photography!

What vision you have, Helen. It really shines through on "Cute Guy with Dog Butt"

Let me know when you have your first opening.

9:23 AM  
Blogger GayProf said...

Finally! I have the name for the gay bar that I plan to open: Shaftway. Or is that a better name for my country estate?

Just so you know, I inserted a side story in my own my mind where you broke into that car and took it for a joy ride. Just sayin'.

11:50 AM  
Blogger Da Nator said...

Hey, "Cute Guy with Dog Butt" really did come out well! And Ms. KC? She is, how you say, Teh Sexay as Evah.

Shaftway? Shut yo' mouth... way.

I will have a bunch o' photos up from that day and today's jaunt to the NY Botanical Garden soon. Oh, yes, because it's on, that way.

6:21 PM  
Blogger BigAssBelle said...

oh my god! you got together with MRS AND MRS NATOR????? damn. lucky duck.

7:56 PM  
Blogger BigAssBelle said...

where are you? shall I come shit in your shoe?

11:53 AM  
Blogger BigAssBelle said...

oh dear. that sounds a little, um . . . selfish. hope your back's not acting up. boo.

11:53 AM  
Blogger David said...

Cats really can speak volumes with their eyes, can't they?

3:50 PM  
Blogger Red7Eric said...

That looks like my cat only my cat is fatter.

11:50 PM  
Blogger Da Nator said...


4:08 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

The Shaftway window looks like it's reflecting two people sitting around talking, but when you click to enlarge it disappears. Or my fajitas from dinner are giving me an overactive imagination.

10:21 PM  
Blogger Laurie said...

Love the cat photo. Great caption!

1:34 AM  
Blogger Laurie said...

And Helen, thanks for sending a card to Dale. I can't tell you how much it means to him.

1:42 AM  
Anonymous Tater said...

Don't have much to add (love the pics, especially Ms. or Mr. kat), just checking in on your well being. Hoping your back isn't still screwing with your life. Knocking on wood now...

3:01 PM  
Anonymous Slick said...

Dang girl...

Your artistic abilities astound me ;)

Seriously, those are some good pictures!

1:47 PM  
Anonymous kyle said...

clicked on your blog - linked from somewhere (much less interesting than yours).... really dug it. great shots...loved shaftway + cute guy with dog butt.

i'll be back.

1:22 PM  
Blogger more cowbell said...

Love the musician, and Cute Guy with cute canine butt.

6:26 PM  

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