The doctor is IN (the Ninth Circle)
To the person or persons in Auburn, Washington, who just landed on this page after Googling "take alka seltzer and a coke for diarrhea"...
Get well soon.
Love,
Dr. Damnation
Get well soon.
Love,
Dr. Damnation
posted by Helen the Felon at 10:55 AM
16 Comments:
My blog gets the referrals from Google asking:"How to trick straight boys into gay sex?"
If I had the answer (rather than a lecture on the topic), I would be a millionaire. Or at least a wealthy provider of internet porn.
The diarrhea thing seems less lucrative to me... maybe.
The search term that links to my site most, at an obscene 38%, is 'bukkake'. And now yours will too!
Someone came across DYD by Googling®™©™:
"fashionable clothes of the ninteen eighties"
OMG! I love the diarrea signage you found for your post! Reminds me never to order the chicken salad from Taste of Siam. If you choose to ignore my warning, you too can levitate your body off the loo from the force of your rectal ejaculate (just like the little guy in the photo).
Bukkake ruined my carpet.
At least the Rick Astley traffic to my site has stopped.
oh dear. that image is a bit graphic for 6:15 am . . . however, i laughed out loud at tater's "rectal ejaculate," which put me in mind of a night in oklahoma city (a horror in itself) mid-conference after a noon-time meal at a tex-mex cafe. oh. my.
on another note, the vast majority of folks who drop by BAB are searching for "big ass woman" or "big ass pussy" or similar. :-)
however, just this morning, someone searched for "tickle her labia" and another for "stereotypical gay sassy."
who are these people? and what the hell are they doing?? i'll swap you labia guy for diarrhea hunter.
I would be the coolest kid on my block if I could hang that diarrhea poster in my bathroom.
I really hope there's not a bizarre subset of humanity that has "diarrhea fetishism." But something tells me there probably is.
HAHA! My favorite google search that somehow led to my blog was was something like "sexy person walking around the pool naked", and if I remember correctly, they had googled it in another language.
Quelle langue était cela, Jeune Irlandaise ?
subtitles:
What language was it, Colleen?
Dear Doctor, what do you recommend for obsolagnium?
The last Google search that brought someone to my site was "Marilyn Monroe, political affiliation." Kinda boring, and worse -- I don't think they got what they came for. Ah well ...
Helen, darling, please take that vile picture away, I'm begging you. I frequently read your blog during nutrition breaks. And that picture does not help.
That poster!
OMG
That poster!
For me, the least favorite search phase to provoke a hit on my page?
- 98.9% of my life is motivated by spite and porn
That's a lovely poster.
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