Thursday, April 05, 2007

Quick and only vaguely dirty

Christ but a bitch is busy.

More later...but for now, know this:

Lots of green tea = lots of green pee



Blogger evilganome said...

Yet another formula! I usually require Flaxseed oil, multi-vitamins and a protein shake. But there's always asparagus. The asparagus also makes it really smelly!

6:48 PM  
Blogger Amaya said...

How much is a lot?

7:29 PM  
Blogger Shan said...

It's a shame the same cannot be said for, oh I don't know, Fanta Grape.

Purple pee would so rock.

5:21 AM  
Blogger Jeff said...

I, too, drink lots of green tea on a daily basis. My pee, however, is decidedly not green. Might wanna get that checked out.

8:35 AM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Mmmmm, asparagus pee. Thanks Evil!

Amaya, I'm drinking 4-6 cups a day in a pathetic effort to lose weight before my vacation. Green ass pee, let me tell you.

Shan, yet again, you are my heroine. Purple pee would indeed rock the party. Especially if, during the party, someone forgot to flush.

8:39 AM  
Blogger lioux said...

Tell me about it, Helen.

And I would Love, Love, Love purple pee.

8:48 AM  
Anonymous Tater said...

I know nothing of green or purple pee. I can attest to the asparagus pee... I can also say that when one eats alot of beets at one sitting, pee ain't the only thing that changes color. Happy Easter. :)

9:13 AM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Jeff, could it be because I just started drinking all this tea and my body is adjusting? Hmmmm.

And Lioux...well, of course you would. I'm sure Dan would too.

9:26 AM  
Blogger Laurie said...

Purple pee can be obtained by eating beets. I found this out the hard way. In my much younger and wilder days, I went out partying with some friends. Suffice it to say, I managed to get extremely drunk. I came home with the munchies. When I went to the restroom the next morning, what came out was surprisingly purple. I thought I WAS DYING and was about to call 911 when I remembered that I had eaten a large quantity of beets the night before. I don't know if this is a commonly occurring phenomenon or if the eating of the beets has to be done in correlation with drinking a large volume of alcohol. But I’m here to tell you, folks, it is possible to pee purple and live to tell about it.

12:19 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Wow, it SO sucks that I hate beets! I want purple pee, but not bad enough to eat beets. Ever.

Lioux? Beets? Give it a go?

12:40 PM  
Blogger BigAssBelle said...

i kind of like that sulfurous scent of asparagus pee.

mine is nuclear yellow/green right now thanks to the supplements i'm taking to stave off ever advancing old-fuck-hood. sigh.

but it's quite lovely and very intense. a kind of chrome yellow like i've been seeing lately in the pages of house beautiful.

12:55 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Belle, it's hard to be serious when we're talking about peepee for entertainment purposes, I realize, but in all seriousness, how much vitamin B are you taking? If it's B causing that coloration of your whiz, you should check in with your doctor and cut it back substantially. I know this only because a few years back I had a toxic reaction to the high levels of vitamin B provided by a supplement, and the radioactive tinkle was the first symptom. It went downhill from there, believe me.

See, kids? I talk about pee because I love you!

1:00 PM  
Blogger David said...

Damn, Evilgnome beat me to it (not that I was so timely getting here anyway) or I would have also suggested asparagus to make your pee green AND smelly.


1:19 PM  
Blogger lioux said...


I don't think so.

2:34 PM  
Blogger Red7Eric said...

Um ... what happens when you drink black tea?

3:45 PM  
Blogger Da Nator said...

I have actually given up asapargus because asparagus pee freaks me out. How the hell can a half a stalk fuuck your pee up in less that fifteen minutes. That shit ain't natural, y'all. My tastbuds love it, but my brain has decided it's the first wave of an alien invasion. Don't cry to me later if you don't listen.

More importantly, where ya goin' on vacation, honey? And will you have an escort? ;o)

5:12 PM  
Blogger Joey Polanski said...

You musta been a RIOT on St Paddys Day!

8:01 PM  
Blogger BigAssBelle said...

thank you for your concern, pumpkin. it's not an overly large amount of B. just a pretty yellow. i always get it when i take vitamins.

as ms nator said, where ya going?

9:46 PM  
Blogger evilganome said...

I'm with Helen on this one. Beets! Not even for purple pee. Though maybe borscht would do the trick.... in the interest of science I may give it a shot.

So where to this time? Will it involve food poisoning and hurling your guts out again?

It might have been entertaining last time, but you know... enough of a good thing.

12:30 PM  
Anonymous RG said...

Green Tea is an excellent anti-oxidant as well as a detoxifier. Your pee will become less green as your body sheds the toxins as well as the free-radicals. Your body will reach an equilibrium, and it will reflect in the color of your urine.

The reason Asparagus is so potent regarding pee is that it is LOADED with Methanethiol (which is composed mostly of sulfur with a splash of hydrogen, plus some carbon, a brew famous for its effect in rotten eggs, cabbages and paper mills) which the body doesn't process very well, thus a little makes for a very smelly pee moment.A little bit goes a long way.

However, for a truly spectacular urine color fest - antibiotic pee is the tops. Fluorescent Yellow - excellent!

12:36 PM  

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