The ladies will understand...
Ever purchase an unnecessary article of clothing you couldn't really afford, solely because you were shocked and overjoyed that your fat ass squeezed into it?
Yeah.
The good news is, now I can't afford groceries, so hopefully I'll lose enough weight to allow me to breathe in my absurd new jeans.
Sigh.
Damned second X-chromosome.
Yeah.
The good news is, now I can't afford groceries, so hopefully I'll lose enough weight to allow me to breathe in my absurd new jeans.
Sigh.
Damned second X-chromosome.
posted by Helen the Felon at 12:42 PM
11 Comments:
Why yes, I have. I bought a really expensive pair of shoes for a recent party, and will only wear them 3 times a year at most. So now I am forcing myself to walk from the metra station to work, instead of paying the $4 round trip el train ride each day. Good news is I too will lose weight, bad news is I will be walking for the next four months to pay off the damn shoes...*sigh*
Silly gay gene!
You should re-title this post "The girls will understand..." because trust, I get it, but I ain't no lady. [wink]
I will refrain from commenting on the grounds that it would get my skinny ass kicked from here to Poughkeepsie.
I am such a shoe whore I can't even begin. Pony hide cowboy boots. Nuff said.
When you get the chance to slip into something that makes your arse look fab, who cares about a mundane activity like eating?
Grrl, I know your pain. My problem is, I swear I have to go to Atlanta to get decent clothes that will fit my ass, and aren't flowered muumuus. Who knew the Dirty South was a hotbed of professional dyke fashion?
Not that that matters, since I'll be wearing scrubs, jeans, and probably those awful gator clogs from now on...
P.S.: But how awesome does your ass look? That's what counts... ;o)
You just described the vast majority of my wardrobe.
thought it was just me:)
~Becky
See? That's usin' your noggin'. Always a bright side to everything
You should Bedazzle®™©™ your new jeans.
I've gotta echo Da Nator and say that all that matters is that your ass looks fine! Which I'm very sure that it does.
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