Stupid made easy
posted by Helen the Felon at 12:42 PM
Why yes, I have. I bought a really expensive pair of shoes for a recent party, and will only wear them 3 times a year at most. So now I am forcing myself to walk from the metra station to work, instead of paying the $4 round trip el train ride each day. Good news is I too will lose weight, bad news is I will be walking for the next four months to pay off the damn shoes...*sigh*Silly gay gene!
You should re-title this post "The girls will understand..." because trust, I get it, but I ain't no lady. [wink]
I will refrain from commenting on the grounds that it would get my skinny ass kicked from here to Poughkeepsie.
I am such a shoe whore I can't even begin. Pony hide cowboy boots. Nuff said.
When you get the chance to slip into something that makes your arse look fab, who cares about a mundane activity like eating?
Grrl, I know your pain. My problem is, I swear I have to go to Atlanta to get decent clothes that will fit my ass, and aren't flowered muumuus. Who knew the Dirty South was a hotbed of professional dyke fashion?Not that that matters, since I'll be wearing scrubs, jeans, and probably those awful gator clogs from now on...P.S.: But how awesome does your ass look? That's what counts... ;o)
You just described the vast majority of my wardrobe.
thought it was just me:)~Becky
See? That's usin' your noggin'. Always a bright side to everything
You should Bedazzle®™©™ your new jeans.
I've gotta echo Da Nator and say that all that matters is that your ass looks fine! Which I'm very sure that it does.
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