Friday, March 09, 2007

Oh well...

He had freakishly tiny balls anyway.
Literally and figuratively.
It was creepy.


Blogger Big Daddy said...

That sucks.

I'm sorry.

3:29 PM  
Blogger The Muser said...

Wait, are you talking about Mr. Smartypants, "the boy" (referenced in your 3/7 post), or Michael Hartney?

I'm confused. *sigh*

3:47 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Oh god, it's not Michael Hartney! I want to state for the record that I absolutely love Michael Hartney, and I'm sure he has tremendous, wonderful, lovely balls.

Beyond that, I decline to comment. I'll have my people get back to your people.

4:20 PM  
Anonymous henry said...

just for distraction, sweetie, you may want to take a look at this:

It's Ricky with an R, and his balls look fine.

5:21 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Oooooh, gurl...that made me feel silly in my pants!

5:25 PM  
Blogger Da Nator said...

Have you ever thought that having balls at all might be the problem? I think you should play on our team more often. ;o)

Still, sorry if things aren't going well, sweetie. If it makes you feel better, imagine yourself in this picture.

6:38 PM  
Blogger evilganome said...

I'm sorry. He obviously wasn't worthy. How much would it cost to rent a billboard in Times Square to advertise his... um... small problem(s)? Ya think?

8:39 PM  
Blogger John said...

As you might recall, I have lovely balls with cute little seasonal decorations on them. Come to Philly...I'll show'em to ya.

9:27 PM  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

I'm sorry for your disappointing evening.

9:44 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Nator:That very thought has, in fact crossed my mind. And that picture of my Ricky starring in Michael Bolton's biopic may push me even further toward Lebanon. Thanks!

Evil:We'd have to give away magnifying glasses to the billboard viewers, and that would get costly. Not worth it. Nice idea, though! Remind me to never fuck with you...

John: St. Patrick's Day balls? God you're a slut. (Love you!)

Snay: Actually, it was a disappointing couple of months. It's really okay, though. The lesson regarding toddler-sized balls has been quite valuable.

10:19 PM  
Blogger evilganome said...

Sweetie, you're not seeing the big picture here, okay small picture, you provide one of those observation viewers, and make it into a sort of "Where's Waldo" experience. Plus you get to charge for it, so you make a couple of bucks on his humiliation. You have to spend more time with your 'mo posse.

7:44 AM  
Blogger GayProf said...

That sucks.

But who wants to date a guy who could be jealous of the sack on a Chihuahua?

12:03 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Okay Evil, I'm in. Anything that allows for more time with my gays is worth the effort. Make it so!

1:29 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Oh my god...I just made a Star Trek joke. I'm never going to get laid again, am I? God help me.

1:29 PM  
Blogger BigAssBelle said...

balls are their curse and their blessing. fuck this guy.

6:57 PM  

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