I am your father, Luke. And your mother.
I did, however, draw a stupid and inherently valueless, yet arguably interesting conclusion during the screening:
and Uma Thurman....
...are most certainly the same person.
Same lips, same nose, same bra size, same lustrous hair, same colorless, wooden acting...I'm not sure if Uma's FTM or Hayden's MTF, but I am absolutely positive that this is true. I'm also uncertain as to exactly what this fact says about Uma's ex-husband Ethan Hawke, but I have my theories. (cough) BOTTOM (cough)
Peronally, I think this is wonderful news or the LGBT community. I wish Hayden/Uma would come out on her/his own, but hey, no judgement here. A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do.
I just really wanna know if s/he's got...well, you know...a lightsaber, or a Saarlac pit.
I'm gonna use the Force and meditate on that one, Yoda style. I will, of course, follow up as soon as I know for sure.