Son of a...
I responded with something like, "fuck no." Those of you who have been reading awhile...more than, say, two days...can imagine why I'd respond as such.
Mr. Smartypants was evidently dissatisfied with this answer. He proceeded to piece together little bits of information...and I mean miniscule, seemingly insignificant and unrelated items...and found it anyway.
Wow. It really, really sucks that dating dumb people is so boring.
As for you, Mr. Smartypants...now it's ON. You just wait.