Monday, February 19, 2007

Son of a...

He said that he wanted to read my blog.

I responded with something like, "fuck no." Those of you who have been reading awhile...more than, say, two days...can imagine why I'd respond as such.

Mr. Smartypants was evidently dissatisfied with this answer. He proceeded to piece together little bits of information...and I mean miniscule, seemingly insignificant and unrelated items...and found it anyway.

Wow. It really, really sucks that dating dumb people is so boring.

As for you, Mr. it's ON. You just wait.


Blogger evilganome said...

I dunno. I mean is the lollygagging really good? You may want to think this through, and make sure you've wrung him dry before you toss him aside. BTW did you find some brat to sock? I can ship a few off from Boston for you.

2:22 PM  
Blogger Big Dan said...

I sent him the link! HAHAHA

4:15 PM  
Blogger Big Dan said...

.....not really.....

4:15 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Evil: I don't know that we've established a firm...heh heh, firm...definition of lollygagging as yet. I'll keep you posted. And thanks for the offer, but the train home is sure to be full of smackable crumbsnatchers.

Dan: You're really lucky I know you didn't. And I think you know why.

4:31 PM  
Blogger Shan said...

This could make for some very interesting future posts, since it's officially ON - not that I noticed when it was OFF or anything

3:17 AM  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

I don't think you should be worried.

12:35 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Yeah, well, no one's payin' you to think, Big Daddy. You just sit there and look pretty.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Da Nator said...

I protest on account that this may prevent us regular reader from getting any lacivious details!

Not that we were, so far. But I was hoping...

5:36 PM  
Blogger John said...

Comw down to Philly and let us make a real woman outta you. It'll be worth the price of the Chinatown bus, I promise.

7:27 PM  
Blogger evilganome said...

Somebody just pour the girl a drink, in say an oil drum and we'll get her to spill. Where did I put that bottle of scotch?

7:47 PM  
Blogger Helen said...

Johnny, that may happen sooner than you think.

And Evil, that will never happen. Sorry. I'm Fort fuckin' Knox over here.

10:37 AM  
Blogger GayProf said...

Cyberstalking must mean that it's love -- or criminal. Whatever.

2:26 PM  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

I know I'm cute, but never been called 'pretty'. I feel special.

4:05 PM  
Blogger farmboyz said...

Having been blog-read is the most severe form of nakedness. It's like having someone inspect close-up the flapping skin that hangs from the upper arm when you point at something in the kitchen. There is no way to disguise what they see and realize. The good thing is that if they still have sex with you, you are home free...forever.

10:43 PM  
Blogger BigAssBelle said...

what farmboyz said . . . it does feel kinda nekkid, doesn't it?

10:52 PM  

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