Helen's not-so-triumphant return
Let's play a game, wanna? Too bad, you're playing anyway.
This game is called "Name Something Worse Than Getting Food Poisoning On the Day You're Supposed to Return From the Vacation You Spent With Your Parents, and Then Spending a Shitload of Money to Change Your Plane Ticket Because You Couldn't Stop Barfing For Long Enough to Fly!"
This will be so.much.fun.
- No depressing, high-minded, big-picture answers like "the war in Iraq" or "cancer." This is a game, people. Fucking relax already.
- That's pretty much the only rule. Rules are stupid anyway.
I'll get you started, but it's all you after that. Here goes...
*Pissing someone else's pants!
*Dad's overt racism!
*Guys with moustaches wearing Oakley Blades & No Fear shirts!
*Oh, shit. This is definitely way, way worse. Wow.
Okay, your turn. Ready go.