The Ninth Circle of Helen: Deep Thoughts by Helen Damnation

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

If I was a toilet, I would totally quit my job.

Earl Cootie said...: Uh, let's see. Because you don't make the shit disappear? You leak? Someone has to jiggle your handle to get you to shut up? I'll admit, I'm puzzled. But intrigued.; 10:40 AM
Earl Cootie said...: Oh, wait! Did you hit the shit jackpot?; 10:42 AM
GayProf said...: This might explain why toilets are always bolted to the floor.

Happy New Year, Sweetie!; 11:54 AM
Big Daddy said...: Maybe you could temp as a bidet?; 12:00 PM
Helen the Felon said...: You guys are so much funnier than me that it's almost tragic.; 2:14 PM
Shan said...: If you were a urinal would you still quit your job?; 9:52 PM
Da Nator said...: If you were a toilet, your boobies would get in the way of anyone sitting on you.

Speaking of which, you know you've been drinking too much if your toilet needs a roll bar.

Thank you! I'll be here all week.; 1:00 PM
Malnurtured Snay said...: Toilets can't quit -- it's in their contracts! Neither can Portapottys, but they often commit suicide by flinging themselves from the flatbed trucks they're transported on.

Happy New Year, Helen!; 3:52 PM

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