Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Deep Thoughts by Helen Damnation

If I was a toilet, I would totally quit my job.

8 Comments:

Blogger Earl Cootie said...

Uh, let's see. Because you don't make the shit disappear? You leak? Someone has to jiggle your handle to get you to shut up? I'll admit, I'm puzzled. But intrigued.

10:40 AM  
Blogger Earl Cootie said...

Oh, wait! Did you hit the shit jackpot?

10:42 AM  
Blogger GayProf said...

This might explain why toilets are always bolted to the floor.

Happy New Year, Sweetie!

11:54 AM  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

Maybe you could temp as a bidet?

12:00 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

You guys are so much funnier than me that it's almost tragic.

2:14 PM  
Blogger Shan said...

If you were a urinal would you still quit your job?

9:52 PM  
Blogger Da Nator said...

If you were a toilet, your boobies would get in the way of anyone sitting on you.

Speaking of which, you know you've been drinking too much if your toilet needs a roll bar.

Thank you! I'll be here all week.

1:00 PM  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

Toilets can't quit -- it's in their contracts! Neither can Portapottys, but they often commit suicide by flinging themselves from the flatbed trucks they're transported on.

Happy New Year, Helen!

3:52 PM  

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