Monday, December 11, 2006

The Biggest Helen

There's something inherently evil about eating a large pizza and an order of extra-greasy garlic knots while watching a marathon of The Biggest Loser.

That didn't stop me, of course.

I think I'll pay my karmic debt by sleeping with Marty, who at this point has lost like 600 pounds and morphed into a total hottie.

Still going to hell. But I might get a good seat.

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Blogger Big Daddy said...

I almost got sucked in that marathon as well. I ended up watching 3 hours of Food Network instead.

No after shot of Marty?

5:53 PM  
Anonymous Yen said...

It's so nice to come to this blog and get a big laugh. :) I am a complete Food Network junkie. We are thinking of getting two tvs because Jesse hates that shit.

3:21 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

It is incredibly disappointing that Marty's Glamour Shots aren't on the website. Seriously, he's a sex machine. I'm wondering if they'll post them after tonight's big finale. Which, of course, I'm staying home to watch. (Who's really the biggest loser? Um, yeah...that would be me.)

Yen's back, yay!
Go with the two TVs, fa shizzle. If nothing else, that means double the porn.

3:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Much, much better than Ernest Borgnine's Marty. This one is quite the hottie.


6:51 PM  
Blogger Red7Eric said...

I never watched the show before, but just before popping over to your blog, caught the last five minutes -- OMG, the winner lost over 50% of themselves. That's CRAZY.

When you find photos of Marty the sex God, do post, eh wot?

10:01 PM  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

If you really wanted to increase your karma points, you'd sleep with me, but I digress. Sounds like a delicious pizza!

8:28 AM  
Anonymous Yen said...

Double the porn..... *rolls eyes* You're so bad. :)

8:02 PM  

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