If, when visiting a loved one in the hospital, you should decide to sort of accidentally break the toilet in his room by sort of accidentally pulling the pipe from the wall, causing water to gush and spray all over the bathroom and yourself, I advise you not to do it on Thanksgiving. Hospitals, you see, don't necessarily expect their maintenance personnel to work on major holidays. Also, your loved one's roommate may get a little upset when he enters the bathroom a few minutes later for the purpose of emptying his pee jug and finds the toilet inoperable.
Not good. Not good at all.
Good thing I only went Number One.
(Sorry, O...Happy Drinksgiving anyways...)