Monday, November 06, 2006

Helen's Mailbag

Believe it or not, this bitch has fans.
Okay, one fan.
But he sent me a present!
Well, kinda.

Joshua L. from Minneapolis, MN, writes, "I was thinking of you when I found this."

Wow, thanks Joshua! It brings a tear to my eye, knowing that you have me in mind. It's you, the fan, who makes all the hard work worthwhile. This Butt's For You.


Blogger Big Daddy said...

What is it? What does it do?

6:28 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Who cares? It says "fart"! Yay!

6:53 PM  
Anonymous Bonanza JellyBean said...

In a comment that is completely unrelated to this post: Your past 8 posts have convinced me to add you to my Bloglines.

7:14 PM  
Blogger joshuAli said...

Not only does it say fart, it's called Hellena.

11:06 AM  
Blogger joshuAli said...

And it's called Hellena.

11:07 AM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Exactly! Listen to my fan...he knows things.

12:46 PM  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

I guess 'fart' in Polish, where this drink is made, means 'lucky streak' or 'roll'.


2:33 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Oh my just said "fart" and "streak" in the same sentence. I am so close to pissing myself right now that it's barely funny.

2:49 PM  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

So, further explanation of funny 'foreign' words... on my post about your post, I guess 'pussi' means 'bag'.

And 'cocki', means 'sugar' in Finnish.

Shoot. I deleted the email.

It was from a friend, emailing on the post.

Do with that information, what you will.

10:02 PM  

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