Monday, November 06, 2006

Helen's Mailbag

Believe it or not, this bitch has fans.
Okay, one fan.
But he sent me a present!
Well, kinda.

Joshua L. from Minneapolis, MN, writes, "I was thinking of you when I found this."

Wow, thanks Joshua! It brings a tear to my eye, knowing that you have me in mind. It's you, the fan, who makes all the hard work worthwhile. This Butt's For You.

9 Comments:

Blogger Big Daddy said...

What is it? What does it do?

6:28 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Who cares? It says "fart"! Yay!

6:53 PM  
Anonymous Bonanza JellyBean said...

In a comment that is completely unrelated to this post: Your past 8 posts have convinced me to add you to my Bloglines.

7:14 PM  
Blogger joshuAli said...

Not only does it say fart, it's called Hellena.

11:06 AM  
Blogger joshuAli said...

And it's called Hellena.

11:07 AM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Exactly! Listen to my fan...he knows things.

12:46 PM  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

I guess 'fart' in Polish, where this drink is made, means 'lucky streak' or 'roll'.

Fart

2:33 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Oh my god...you just said "fart" and "streak" in the same sentence. I am so close to pissing myself right now that it's barely funny.

2:49 PM  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

So, further explanation of funny 'foreign' words... on my post about your post, I guess 'pussi' means 'bag'.

And 'cocki', means 'sugar' in Finnish.

Shoot. I deleted the email.

It was from a friend, emailing on the post.

Do with that information, what you will.

10:02 PM  

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