Top of the world, Ma
She turns 69.
Because I am a thirteen-year-old boy trapped in a woman's body, I find this funny.
Because she is my mother and the joke has a sexual connotation, I cannot laugh.
My problems, they are serious.
Stupid made easy
posted by Helen the Felon at 5:25 PM
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