Monday, October 16, 2006

Top of the world, Ma

Today is my mother's birthday.

She turns 69.

Because I am a thirteen-year-old boy trapped in a woman's body, I find this funny.

Because she is my mother and the joke has a sexual connotation, I cannot laugh.

My problems, they are serious.

5 Comments:

Blogger Big Dan said...

69 Dude! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

3:07 PM  
Blogger Earl Cootie said...

Oh, but you never fail to crack me up.

5:40 PM  
Blogger dpaste said...

When worlds collide...

3:08 PM  
Blogger Dharma said...

Too funny. 13 year old boy, do you know TGF? Same sort of thing over here.

11:48 AM  
Blogger Sudiegirl said...

luckily, i only have three more years to wait for that moment with my mom.

oh...boy...

7:57 AM  

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