Truth in advertising
Apparently, this was news to no one but me. Even my fish (okay, virtual fish, who dwell happily in an online tank that I never have to clean thankyouverymuch), when presented with this information, were like, "well duh."
I guess the fact that even my fish are basically imaginary shoulda been a tipoff, huh? (We won't get into the fact that I discussed this issue with them.)
At any rate, I'm not the least bit upset about this revelation, if only because my profound level of detachment won't permit it.
In fact, I think I may even buy this t-shirt, with the intent to joyfully proclaim my achievement to the world...
...and, of course, to keep people away. That's what we call a win-win situation here in the Ninth Circle. Or, more correctly, what I call a win-win. Since, you know, there's no one else here. Except for my fake fish, that is. And they don't seem to give a shit about such things.