I hate it when bloggers get overly self-referential, but I'm too goddamned lazy to type this all over again. Thus, please come see this show
tonight, and be entertained as I bring my past episodes of drunken humiliation into our collective present. It'll be fun. No, really!
And besides...if I start to bomb, I'm totally taking my shirt off. That alone is worth the $7.
My girls and I thank you in advance for your support.