I don't believe in New Years resolutions, either. If I can't make myself work out or cut back on the pizza & porn today, what's going to motivate me tomorrow? Not a goddamn thing, that's what. Well...maybe the prospect of getting a whole lot more boo-tay in 2007. That could do it.
Anyway, all that aside, Happy Fucking New Year to all y'all, for reals. Be safe, have fun, yada yada. Helen loves you.