So this is the new year
I refuse to do the year-in-review type of thing. That just seems ridiculous. I'm a blogger, for christssake, not a newscaster or a pop star or a recently deceased president or something. Like you care about the details of my year. And if you do, the archives are over there on the right side of your screen. Knock yourself out.
I don't believe in New Years resolutions, either. If I can't make myself work out or cut back on the pizza & porn today, what's going to motivate me tomorrow? Not a goddamn thing, that's what. Well...maybe the prospect of getting a whole lot more boo-tay in 2007. That could do it.
Anyway, all that aside, Happy Fucking New Year to all y'all, for reals. Be safe, have fun, yada yada. Helen loves you.
I don't believe in New Years resolutions, either. If I can't make myself work out or cut back on the pizza & porn today, what's going to motivate me tomorrow? Not a goddamn thing, that's what. Well...maybe the prospect of getting a whole lot more boo-tay in 2007. That could do it.
Anyway, all that aside, Happy Fucking New Year to all y'all, for reals. Be safe, have fun, yada yada. Helen loves you.
posted by Helen the Felon at 2:22 PM
6 Comments:
Yeah! Booty in '07!
Happy New Year, Poopsie!
Happy Motherfucking New Year to you, too, dollface. Hope you get lots of boo-tay and less interaction with annoying assholes in 2007 - providing it doesn't interfere with our reading enjoyment of your blog. ;o
Thank god 2006 is over. Good riddance.
Best wishes!
happy happy!
ps--heard you were great as wysiwyg. congrats!
Thanks, and same to you.
ALL New Year's Resolutions are about the boo-tay!!
1) I will lose weight (so I'll be hot and grab the boo-tay)
2) I will be nicer to people (so my bad reputation won't stand in the way of tappin' that boo-tay)
3) I will pay down my debts (so I can pay for boo-tay if I have to)
See?
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