You make me feel so young
The unseasonably warm weather?
Nope. Actually, it's finally getting cold here.
Been working out, Helen?
Pssh. What are you, high?
No, I'm I'm pretty sure that these feelings of adolescent awkwardness and discomfort are due to the unbelievably enormous, evil, unhideable zit on my chin.
It's like being 13 all over again, but with (slightly) bigger boobs.