Love, Helen*
Click to biggenate & read. Worth it, I promise.*This message is for entertainment purposes only, and does not necessarily represent the views or opinions of the proprietor of this blog, who, believe it or shove it, actually has an incredibly hot Valentine of her very own this year, and thus is not the least bit btter or pissy about the holiday. Everything she does, she does for you, people. Don't you forget it.
posted by Helen the Felon at 9:00 AM
5 Comments:
Ha! Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!!
Unfortunately, a candy heart is too small to fit the messages I'd like to send ... stuff like "Get over yourself, you arrogant turd; nobody gives a shit that Ted Kennedy is on your fucking speed dial; why don't you just get a life??!!" ... and other stuff.
Works for me, but I am a bitter old queen, who's been tossed on the shitheap for this Hallmark holiday. But I'm okay with that.
Ahhh......Cest L'amour.
this way we can all eat our bitterness and angst once more. brilliant.
congrats on your own valentine :-)
The new squeeze and I agreed not to do anything for this, our first Valentine's Day together. I kind of like that.
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