Ask and ye shall receive
Dear Eric,
Your Valentine's Day wish is my command, honey. Feel free to direct your anti-Valentine here to get his present.
Love,
Helen
Your Valentine's Day wish is my command, honey. Feel free to direct your anti-Valentine here to get his present.
Love,
Helen
I'm a giver. That's what I do. I give.
posted by Helen the Felon at 8:45 PM
4 Comments:
Ha! Brilliant! Love ya, darlin'!
I just love it. Have you considered going to work for American Greetings?
love it ~ american greetings, i think they'd go for this one. "arrogant turd" is such a good all-purpose descriptive.
Hopefully I'll never need your services, but good to know in any case.
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