Reason #856 why living alone totally rules:
Because yesterday, after unpacking some fragile items, I spread the leftover bubble wrap out on the hardwood floor and spent 45 minutes riding my roll-y chair over it. In my underwear.
posted by Helen the Felon at 2:11 PM
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What?! And you didn't call me?!
Proof again, that Helen Damnation is the hottest chick ever! Marry me! Oh, wait, that wouldn't work out well would it?
I could really see myself rolling around on the bubble wrap, using the weight of my butt to pop it...underwear optional.
I have always believed that clothing is optional in the home environment.
I'm slightly concerned. If you live on the ground floor there will be no repercussions, but if you live on the second or third floor the people below you now think you are in a wheelchair and have a rapid fire gas problem.
Please, Helen! Think of your feline child!
Aww...it's the little things in life that bring us joy.
That is SUCH a great visual. It brings to mind a button I'v seen that says "Dance Naked in Front of Your Pets"
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