Two feet, one mouth
Aside from the fact that this would have been a nearly impossible task had I not been in possession of tools of my own, it was a nice gesture. And yet, per usual, the urge to respond with some degree of snark was too powerful for me to overcome.
"Nah, I'm all set, thanks. Got my own. And I'm not even a lesbian! Crazy, huh?"
I was hoping for...even expecting, a laugh. A smile at least. I mean, come on.
No dice. I was met with a slightly raised eyebrow and a hasty retreat.
I had no idea he was a lesbian. Whoops.