There goes my hero
Much as I'd love to irritate you today, I'm far too busy repeating my mantra ("I will not drink enough to make co-workers seem attractive") in preparation for this evening's firm-sponsored open bar event.
Instead, I'd like to introduce you to Douchebag1. He'll keep you happy while I'm otherwise occupied. Trust me.
You kids have fun.
Instead, I'd like to introduce you to Douchebag1. He'll keep you happy while I'm otherwise occupied. Trust me.
You kids have fun.
posted by Helen the Felon at 1:41 PM
2 Comments:
Stay away from crazy pigeon eyes this time, unless you're wearing some sweet "flair."
Have fun! I will expect to see some photos of you with douchebags on that site after the party.
Post a Comment
<< Home