Friday, April 07, 2006

Work Sucks

"Wow, I really like your earrings," said totally not attractive co-worker I made out with after consuming roughly a gallon of scotch at the firm xmas party. "They really have flair."

I couldn't make this shit up if I wanted to. He actually used that word.

Needless to say, the earrings have been uncerimoniously disposed of, and the post below just became far, far less funny.


Blogger GayProf said...

I have moved into the mode of deciding potential sleeping and/or dating partners much like a bank decides loans:

Used the word “flair?” Application: REJECTED

Abs that can crack walnuts? Application: APPROVED

Thinks Condi Rice is smart? Application: REJECTED

Could be mistaken for a hobgoblin? Application: REJECTED

Anderson Cooper? Application: APPROVED

It makes my day much more interesting. I also usually add sound effects to simulate stamping the application. I am just saying.

3:39 PM  
Blogger Theblonde said...

So by that chat up line I guess he still fancies you and thinks you have flair, at least you know where you stand!

3:57 PM  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

'Flair' sounds gayer than 'fabulous'.

4:15 PM  
Blogger Big Dan said...

As a mostly heterosexual man I have never once said flair. You should have kicked him right in the nuts. Or just have a few scotches before the next interaction. I bet he'd let you hang his nuts from your ears if you wanted.

5:10 PM  
Blogger Aethlos said...

christmas party in april... are you sure that was scotch dear?

2:38 AM  

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