Stupid made easy
posted by Helen the Felon at 12:19 PM
I have moved into the mode of deciding potential sleeping and/or dating partners much like a bank decides loans:Used the word “flair?” Application: REJECTEDAbs that can crack walnuts? Application: APPROVEDThinks Condi Rice is smart? Application: REJECTEDCould be mistaken for a hobgoblin? Application: REJECTEDAnderson Cooper? Application: APPROVEDIt makes my day much more interesting. I also usually add sound effects to simulate stamping the application. I am just saying.
So by that chat up line I guess he still fancies you and thinks you have flair, at least you know where you stand!
'Flair' sounds gayer than 'fabulous'.
As a mostly heterosexual man I have never once said flair. You should have kicked him right in the nuts. Or just have a few scotches before the next interaction. I bet he'd let you hang his nuts from your ears if you wanted.
christmas party in april... are you sure that was scotch dear?
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