Note to self: buy batteries
Hours spent discussing potential outfits with Kit: 1.5
Hours killed between end of workday and beginning of Big Event: 4.5
Money spent during aforementioned killed hours: $40
Money spent on ticket to Big Event: $15
Beers consumed: 1.75
Time spent talking to boy I went through all of this to see: None
Cab ride home: Interminable. Costly.
Hours of sleep: 4
Next steps: Drink heavily. Forget entire incident. Get another cat.