Thursday, March 09, 2006

That's my girl...

Only Alexis Tirado could expose the filthiest filth hidden in the minds of America's reality TV stars. Click here to read her awesomely dirty interviews with former Project Runway contestants.

To Jay McCarroll, wherever you are...I love you, bitch. Let's make evil ass babies and sell 'em on eBay, wanna?

3 Comments:

Blogger Limecrete said...

Zulema's gay? Huh.

While I harbor no illusions that editors don't play favorites when it comes to creating a reality show competitor's story arc, I have no patience with the "It's all the editor's fault that I look like an asshole!" argument.

They can't show you acting like a fucking bitch if you don't act like one. So unless they managed to create some sort of magical CGI Zulema, she can pack that poor, wounded angel act back up her ass.

10:57 AM  
Blogger P/O said...

i read that piece yesterday and loved it. what a great idea.

on another note, are you suggesting making evil "ass babies" or "evil ass" babies? clarification, please! (both have their merits, for sure)

11:27 AM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Limecrete: Couldn't agree more! Not only is she a bitch, but her design and execution suck, too. Stick it, Zulema! I also doubt she's a lesbian...I think she just wanted to sound as victimized as possible. That might just be the extreme distaste talking, though.

P/O: I'm gonna leave that up to Jay. If I had my way, though...both.

11:40 AM  

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