MC NP on SNL
I don't care how many times it's been reposted, or on how many sites...it could never be enough.
Natalie Portman raps...and my, but don't she look good doin' it.
For those of you who are all worked up about who did or didn't win Oscars last night...does it really matter? Come on now. Go have you some sex or somethin', and get on over it.
Natalie Portman raps...and my, but don't she look good doin' it.
For those of you who are all worked up about who did or didn't win Oscars last night...does it really matter? Come on now. Go have you some sex or somethin', and get on over it.
posted by Helen the Felon at 4:53 PM
4 Comments:
"Go have you some sex or somethin'"
This, this is why I love you Helen! Or would, if I like wasn't all into guys and stuff.
No, wait, that was wrong, I really do love you, just, you know, not in that way.
If Natalie Portman had a dick it would somehow make my obsession with transgendered folks not seem so gay. I would definitely suck it.
I also love the fact that she'd shit on my face.
I guess what I am saying is that if she really had a dick and would consider giving me a Cleveland Steamer I'd probably piss my pants with excitement. (too)
Thank god that you posted this - I'm not cool enough to find these like on my own, and I hate the gossip sites. So, without you, Helen, I never would have seen this.
I love Natalie. And her ill attitude makes me love her more.
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