Cleavage enhancement for the soul
"Listen, kiddo," he said. "I'm totally prepared to function as an emotional Wonderbra."
There was a moment of astonished silence prior to my collapse into gasping hysteria.
He could be a contender.
There was a moment of astonished silence prior to my collapse into gasping hysteria.
He could be a contender.
posted by Helen the Felon at 12:39 PM
7 Comments:
I'm not sure if he just wants to be the ultimate support or just hold your boobs in sympathy. I'll never understand men.
Honestly sweetie, I don't know either. But a line like that may well have earned him an opportunity to hold my boobs. We'll just have to see.
An unnamed man not previously mentioned? Reference to hysteria? Something about somebody serving as your emotional undergarments?
This post is much too coy.
Must.Know.More. Don't make me call on the gay mafia to start tailing you. We will get totally Angela- Landsbury on your ass.
What, he's going to make you look fabulous, but feel uncomfortable?
What a great line. Must pass it along to some of the mates; to use or to watch out for I suppose :D
Dude, this guy is hilarious. He should totally get to hold your boobs.
Please tell me tht his name was not Otto Titsling....
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