Friday, March 24, 2006

Cleavage enhancement for the soul

"Listen, kiddo," he said. "I'm totally prepared to function as an emotional Wonderbra."

There was a moment of astonished silence prior to my collapse into gasping hysteria.

He could be a contender.

7 Comments:

Blogger MEK the Bear said...

I'm not sure if he just wants to be the ultimate support or just hold your boobs in sympathy. I'll never understand men.

1:28 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Honestly sweetie, I don't know either. But a line like that may well have earned him an opportunity to hold my boobs. We'll just have to see.

2:45 PM  
Blogger GayProf said...

An unnamed man not previously mentioned? Reference to hysteria? Something about somebody serving as your emotional undergarments?

This post is much too coy.

Must.Know.More. Don't make me call on the gay mafia to start tailing you. We will get totally Angela- Landsbury on your ass.

2:47 PM  
Blogger Da Nator said...

What, he's going to make you look fabulous, but feel uncomfortable?

4:20 PM  
Blogger Shan said...

What a great line. Must pass it along to some of the mates; to use or to watch out for I suppose :D

6:31 PM  
Blogger Anna said...

Dude, this guy is hilarious. He should totally get to hold your boobs.

1:13 PM  
Blogger Greg said...

Please tell me tht his name was not Otto Titsling....

6:21 PM  

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