Friday, March 17, 2006

St. Paddy's rollin' in his grave...

Cheers to Conor Ryan, my favorite invisible Irishman. See you next time me & The Hoff make it to Dublin, my friend.

For the rest of you...if you wanna maybe get a dose of real Irish culture today, read this guy's blog. Beats the hell outta barfing up all that green beer.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

So does it mean he is a cunt?
Or everyone else reading is?

12:24 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

I'm not even sure what that means. Go drink some more green beer, genius.

12:33 PM  
Blogger MEK the Bear said...

To the first poster, wha'?

To Helen:

I'm a really a pervert, you see, I had a crush on the Hoff since the early Baywatch days, it's a terrible thing I know, but that furry chest got me every time, thanks for feeding my secret desires!

I think I need more green beer now!

Happy St. Patty's day ya' wee pretty lassy!

12:43 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Further proof that a) we may have been seperated at birth. and b) there is something terribly wrong with us.
It's our shared love for The Hoff!

Happy Excuse To Be Drunk By Noon Day!

12:47 PM  
Blogger GayProf said...

My EYES! My beautiful EYES! Soiled forever by Hass in that hat! You, bitch! How could you do that to my eyes?

And I don't need no stinking green beer. There are plenty of cocktails that come in shades of emerald. Now that it's almost noon, I can have a vodka Gimlet, up.

12:56 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

MEK: I used to know an ex-live-in-girlfriend of The Hoff's. True story. She said he's a giant douche. Could all those Germans...and wrong? I think not. She was just bitter. Yeah, that's it.

Tom: We scare me, you and I. Happy Sloppy Drunken Mick Day to you too! (I can say that...I'm a mick.)

GayProf: Have a mint julep! Wait...those things are grosser than green beer. Gimlet. Good call. Or an Appletini, even! That's gay AND green! Yessssss

1:21 PM  
Blogger Big Dan said...

I'm going home and drinking Midori Sours all night. Super gay.

Actually I brewed a beer and I'm unveiling it tonight. It's a bock with some honey in it. I tried some the other night and it kind of tastes like wine. If I color it, is green beer that tastes like a sparkiling wine gay? Only because I don't do anything that ISN'T gay anymore, ever.

5:05 PM  
Blogger Rocky said...

Fascinating link to Zany. It does rank above barfing green beer, you were right. Happy St. Patty's Day.

6:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey there Helen,

Happy belated Patrick's Day! I'm assuming by the lack of posts since St. Patrick's Day that you took my advice and have been too hungover to type since :)

See you and the Hoff-meister in Dublin for a glass of coca cola :)

Con Air (the invisible Irish man)

1:41 PM  
Blogger David Amulet said...

This picture has ensured I will have nightmares for the next month. Gee, thanks.

-- david

2:17 PM  

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