Wednesday, May 10, 2006

To the guy on the subway this morning with the raging case of pinkeye, who made his way across the car and squeezed himself in right next to me...

Thanks, man. That was just...wow, great. Made my day. Seriously.

21 Comments:

Blogger Greg said...

As they say, sharing is caring.

4:07 PM  
Blogger Mr McGuinness said...

yeah that was me. sorry, couldn't resist

4:13 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

And to them, whoever they are, I say, oozing is losing.

Because he totally was.

4:14 PM  
Blogger Mr McGuinness said...

After looking at your photo I think the gentleman in question made a very wise choice.

4:40 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

So my bangin' rack is conjunctivitis-worthy, then? That's, um...awesome, or something.

5:02 PM  
Blogger GayProf said...

Would you rather have an eye ulcer or live in Texas? Yeah, that’s always going to trump everything.

5:24 PM  
Blogger Big Dan said...

At least he didn't confuse you for a lesbian?

5:29 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

GayProf...yeah, you win, baby. I'll take that pinkeye to go, please.

And Dan...look, I've done gay stuff, and I've also had pinkeye. (For the record, not at the same time.) At any rate, I'll take that vagina to go, please.

5:38 PM  
Blogger Mr McGuinness said...

Oops! I totally misunderstood what 'pinkeye' meant. Sorry, I have a one track mind. Must be because i'm English!

6:09 PM  
Blogger missbhavens said...

eeeeewwwwwwwwwww!

7:48 PM  
Blogger dusty said...

I have no friggin clue how I arrived at your blog, perhaps I was click-happy as usual..but you rock woman..thanks for the laughs..I really needed them today.

8:47 PM  
Blogger Shan said...

That's hot!

Helen, how did you manage to not jump him and rip his clothes off? A fine specimen of maleness like that?

12:32 PM  
Blogger Da Nator said...

Oh, Helen, I'm so sorry I didn't run into you after I'd contracted the botfly larvae in my head in Costa Rica and was travelling the subways with blood and botfly effluvia running down my face. It would have been hott. ...t.

1:46 PM  
Blogger Sangroncito said...

Hey, it could have been worse. At least he didn't have scabies. Errr...I hope he doesn't have scabies.

8:07 PM  
Anonymous Mike P. said...

Helen...
Duuuude...
You should have totally taken a photo
with your cell phone camera.
It's all the rage now a days it seems...
With everybody flashing they're ding dongs and ho hos on the subway...
A little posting of pink eye would have totally broken up the monotony.
;)

11:07 AM  
Blogger DMo said...

Your bangin' rack is worth two pink eyes.

2:23 PM  
Blogger Joe said...

Although I have had a RAGING case of pink eye all week, it was NOT me!

3:28 PM  
Blogger Brandon said...

Was he at least hot? And did you fling your cunt juices back at him?

9:29 PM  
Blogger Rocky said...

Helen, are you sure he had pink eye? Maybe he was half Albino?

7:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eeew!!! That's soooo lovely.

The joys of public transit.

~Lachlan

1:07 PM  
Anonymous charles said...

Okay, people. Pink Eye is a serious illness that afflicts thousands--perhaps millions including unreported cases--of people every year. Instead of laughing and poking fun, why not join the effort to set up mascera wand exchanges on every corner in every city across the nation. Contact this brave angel to learn more information: http://www.myspace.com/dinamartina.

Just like Pink Eye, Ignorance can spread like wildfire. Help us help you stamp it out.

(This message has been brought to you by the People Against the Myopic View Of Optic Dysfunction -- PATMVOOD)

12:55 PM  

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