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posted by Helen the Felon at 3:46 PM
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
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17 Comments:
Yay! You're back! Did they give you any Bionic parts? That would totally kick some ass. I think scars are just body smiles, so your looking hot and happy to me little missy. It already looks like it's fading in, so I must hand it to your surgeon. You do realize, however, that this IS the perfect opportunity to get one of those Gangsta neck tattoos you've always wanted. A nice scripty "Helen the Felon" perhaps? I will if you will...I always support my peeps, yo. Peace!
Seriously though, hope this does the trick and all is well with you! It's so nice to have you back!
Good to have you back, Frankenhelen! Don't laugh about the metal detectors, I have a friend with a metal shank in his leg, and yes, he sets off metal detectors. Can't wait to hear about the Utah experience.
Scars are sexy. I just want to run my fingers over them.
Hawt! Now you can make-up great stories about what you did to those bitches that cut you.
I hope the Mormons were good to you!
You are a creepy bitch.
So you are leaving the provinces and returning to America?
~Becky
I'm so glad to see you back! I've missed you so much. Your scar isn't bad...it makes you look mysterious.
Hugs,
Laurie
Welcome Home! Just imagine the creative and fun stories that you will make up about the scar (Please be sure one of them involves a sword fight defending my life).
Love! Love! Love to you!
This just means that you get to work on your creative stories for where your new "life insignia" came from. Was it a prison fight? Was it a trick gone bad? Was it the time you spent helping to train with Siegfried & Roy's troubled tigers?! I am glad you are feeling better honey.
XOXO!
To attract guys: "I like creative hickies. Think you can match it?"
To repel unwanted advances: "I got tired of going with the wrists. I mean that's so 90's right?"
It could be a lot worse.
It could be vertical in instead of horizontal.
Glad to hear you're done with surgery!
oh poor pumpkin!! that little slice will fade away. you are beautiful. who gives a shit. it's just life. glad you're better. hugs.
wow - helluva scar. looks great tho'. scar's prove your alive. kinda sexy too (in that your a girl and i'm gay, but can appreciate a hot chick sort of way).
welcome back.
We need an update on Gradyface...
Just do what I do and tell everyone it's from when they removed your parasitic conjoined twin.
Have a great return trip & look me up when you get home, chickie.
Welcome back. We've all be going through withdrawal waiting for your return. The scar is sexy.
Alright helen, make with the updates!
Pro: Girls with big ol' Frankensteiny gashes across their throats are hot. I want to take you out to a bar and intentionally start a fight with someone, just so I can call you over for backup.
Con: Yeah, after traveling with Mom With Two Bionic Knees, I can say that airports are even less fun when you've got metal bits in your body.
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