Thursday, June 14, 2007

Rules of engagement?

Is it morally and/or legally wrong to hump one's physical therapist in the same way that it's wrong to hump one's doctor? Anybody?

Not that it'll stop me if it is, mind you. I just want to have a leg up...pun so totally intended...on the potential consequences.

Given the fact that he's a physical therapist of the smolderingly sexy Latin variety, I personally think it'd be a far greater wrong not to. But that's just me. (Or maybe it's not. I know most of you are dirty too. Which explains why you're here.)

And yes, the fact that I'm thinking about hosing my physical therapist senseless does mean that I'm feeling a bit better. Thank you sincerely for asking.


Blogger lioux said...

This is most AWESOME news and I'm glad you're feeling better.

You're physical therapist isn't a family member is he?!

Otherwise I'd say it's mostly okay.

9:36 AM  
Blogger GayProf said...

Are you asking if patients have some sort of ethical commitment to preserving the integrity of their physical therapists? Uh -- No. You might also see if you can claim that time as part of your HMO.

11:11 AM  
Anonymous rg said...

Do him so good, that when he wakes up from his orgasm, just how much your back has improved and how sore his has become!

12:23 PM  
Anonymous tater said...

Make sure you do him in a spine safe way, cause if you are out of commission for another two weeks, I will hunt him down and fuck him over myself :)

6:36 PM  
Blogger Laurie said...

Splendid news that you are feeling better. I say go forth and fornicate.

1:16 AM  
Blogger BigAssBelle said...

go for it, following tater's spine-safe suggestion. there is little to live for with you out of commission.

1:42 PM  
Blogger Da Nator said...

Wait, sex isn't physical therapy?

Do it. Do it. Do it 'til your satisfied.

Then meet me for brunch and tell me all about it.

11:53 PM  
Blogger evilganome said...

I think humping the therapist could be counted as therapy. I therefore think it is your duty to your adoring public to fuck him stupid. Stop thinking only about yourself. Think about us. Now get our there and do him until your back is all better. If you leave him a dried out husk, too bad. It's all in a noble cause.

5:38 PM  
Blogger David said...

I will be the lone dissenter and say "wait until the therapy is finished." Just in case he turns you down or is a lousy lay. That would just be a recipe for awkward.

3:00 PM  
Blogger Becky C. said...

Latin guys are a dangerous narcotic. Go Latina.


4:07 PM  
Anonymous henry said...

isn't that part of the therapy, if you look at it holistically? His job is to take the pain away from you, take it on himself, by any means necessary. And what better way to really, uhm, get into it...

5:03 PM  
Blogger Laurie said...

I just stopped by to see how you are feeling. I hope you are doing better, dear girl. You are in my thoughts.

9:17 PM  
Blogger Red7Eric said...

Why do I suddenly hear Marvin Gaye?

11:38 PM  
Anonymous Pixie said...

I am glad to hear that you are feeling better sweet lady ;)

I say, you only live once: Be the BAD monkey you know you are and bone him till he is crying out to some random catholic saints in Spanish!

1:41 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Humping Physical Therapist happens all the time in gay porn videos. So, it's okay with me.

2:04 PM  
Blogger homo escapeons said...

Holy Olivia Newton John Batman!

I think that your self diagnosis is 'bang on' and I think that you are 100% hilarious.
That's what I call physical therapy! Don't forget to wear the appropriate 80s workout gear.
"I wanna get animal, animal!"

10:55 AM  
Blogger 9W said...

why is it that all physical therapists are hot? is it a rule or a law or something?

7:34 PM  

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