Attention Poop fans...

No, not poop. Or even Mr. Hankey. I mean Poop. Yeah, that one. There you go.

Tomorrow is a) Poop's birthday, and b) the DVD release party for the deeply disturbing and ever-amusing Post Show. Details here. You NYC kids should really come.

Personally, I'm attending because this fine young stallion is taking an all-important step toward my dateable age bracket. And...he'll most certainly be drunk. 'Nuff said.