Potatoes suck, fat guys rule
I have nothing interesting to say. Since that rarely stops me, I'll tell you that I'm never drinking vodka again (no, really), and I love Jack Black forever.
posted by Helen the Felon at 8:16 PM
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
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5 Comments:
You are welcome to Jack Black, but pass the vodka, sweetie.
I HEART Jack Black.
Yer givin up voddy, an switchin t Johnnie Walker Black?
Funny you should ask, Joey. Actually, I was only drinking vodka because I'd left my bottle of Johnnie Black in my desk drawer at work. Stupid me. (Disturbingly enough, that's a true story.)
It just occurred to me to wonder whether Jack is related to Johnnie. I'd like to think so.
Yeah. Theyr relatd all right.
Jack is t Johnnie as drunk is t drink.
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