Friday, December 09, 2005

Stealing second...or not

Hey...does getting fully felt up by an intoxicated gay co-worker at my firm's holiday party count as, you know, action?

Didn't think so.

Sigh...

Maybe next year.

8 Comments:

Blogger Elohimus Maximus said...

you could get action if you joined our church and got spiritually married!
God 1
sinners 0
TCOJCOEMLDS

5:37 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Well in that case, sign me the fuck up!

6:07 PM  
Anonymous Big Dan said...

Are you kidding me? I keep hoping to get felt up by one of my gay co-workers. Xmas party or not!

10:50 AM  
Blogger P/O said...

i don't know, sounds like action to me... i mean, if it had happened in a bar, you'd be all, "mama got some last night," right??? :)

ps--my word verification: "vgayv" -- awesome.

12:45 PM  
Blogger missbhavens said...

Any and all boob feeling counts, no matter who does it. And any and all boob feeling is welcome. PARTICULARLY from gay co-workers!

Merry Boob-mas!

1:42 PM  
Blogger Anna said...

Totally counts as 1st base action.

Nice work, Helen.

2:37 PM  
Blogger Rocky said...

LOL, you are too funny. Hey, it sounds like action to me. Unless he was trying to rub something off of your top, like chip or vegie dip, it was totally action!

5:01 PM  
Blogger Sudiegirl said...

I agree...action is as action does.

However, once you get hetero action, the other action comes off the list so it doesn't count.

Kind of like the concept of "calorie free"...all calories are free, because they come with the food!

Sudiegirl

8:56 AM  

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