Monday, November 28, 2005

You say vageena, I say vagina

My friends are my friends for very specific reasons. They each contribute something unique and amazing to my world.

Charles, for example, is not just witty, gorgeous, and enviably talented. Oh no. He's also a wonderfully perverted bastard who knows how to make momma happy when she's stuck at home, sick in bed on a holiday, mourning the death of Mr. Miyagi.

Here's the proof.

Afro clam: It's what's for dinner.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice vageena :)


5:32 PM  
Blogger Rocky said...

Wow, impressive list. At 37, I should be damn near a dirty old man, yet I had no idea many of these names even existed.
Thank you, Helen and Charles, for "exposing" me to this vagina names list. All I have to do is print it off, and I'll be the proud owner of a vagina thesaurus.

10:29 PM  
Anonymous Big Dan said...

Why I love my girlfriend #617 - Her fantasy football team name is: The Afro Clams. (Also, we share a team in another league and the name we came up with is: Life in da Afro Clam).

9:31 AM  
Blogger missbhavens said...

"Afro clam" is tied for my favorite with "Holy Dorito". Genius! I'll add a new (albeit disgusting) one to the list. File under "Genital slang from the Labor & Delivery" unit.

Sometimes a big baby can do a number on a vagina. There can be injury. Sometimes it's really, really major. So when you've sustained a monster tear downstairs from your beloved offspring and the tear has extended to where it shouldn't, you no longer posess a 'vagina': what you have is what we refer to as a 'vaganus'.

Vaganus. There is no substitute.

3:24 PM  
Anonymous charles said...

Episioto-my-gawd, missbhavens, that certainly was... vivid.

And right back at you Helen, and your fine china, too!

11:05 PM  
Anonymous Aaron said...

After reading about the vaganus, I don't think I want to live any more. Hopefully there is surgery now where they fix that up.

10:01 AM  
Anonymous Glenn said...

I'm really surprised that Miyagi isn't on the list. Poor, poor Ms. Miyagi.

7:44 AM  
Blogger Joe said...




9:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

afro clam?.... LMFAO

6:27 PM  

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