What I bet you don't know is that I'm already a famous writer. Kinda.
In 2002, something I wrote was immortalized in a way I had never previously imagined. It has met with wide audience, and received universally stellar reviews. Since I need to focus on the book (in order to ensure that I can attend tonight's JDAT show without slacker remorse), yet still have the burning drive to keep you entertained, today's the day I share this masterpiece with you, my adoring fan(s?).
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you my contribution to the Best of Craigslist.
Please direct all requests for pubic appearances, signed photographs, pre-worn panties, etc. to my agent. Thank you.