Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Shiver me titters

It's too cold in this fucking office for me to let go of my hot teacup for long enough to type anything of substance. I have a pressing concern that my nipples may in fact snap right off and land in my tea at any moment, so I'm not even gonna try to be funny today. Besides, I think The Post Show pretty well cornered the market on funny this week. Bob Ross lives, bitches.

And R.I.P. Rosa Parks, who helped change the course of history. But you know, I still love this song, and I don't think they meant no disrespekt.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Jon said...

I woke up nipply too.

4:54 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

The building where I work alternates between hot and cold spells because of its ancient HVAC system. I prefer the cold, because the president hates it when I strip down to my t-shirt.

6:04 PM  
Anonymous jay said...

g'day there :)

found your site after seeing that you'd very kindly (or possibly mistakenly?) blogmarked me via BE.

terrific site! love the way you write... can kinda relate... and am impressed that a) you dumped The Douche and b) discovered Team America and have set your sights on fabulous puppet sex! always aim high, cherub.

... it is my belief that Team America is quite possibly the pinnacle of artist achievement; the most profound thing to ever emerge from the Northern Hemisphere - which is just swell, don't you think? you folk are coming along very nicely up there ;) keep up the good work.

cheers from the Southern Hemisphere.

7:50 PM  
Blogger farmboyz said...

I will not tolerate a cold office. Last December, when I could not get the property manager to increase the heat so that it would reach my (corner) office, I brought a wooden chair into his office and started throwing lighted matches at it until he escorted me to his secret control box and visibly adjusted the temperature. Get what you want Helen.

9:47 PM  
Anonymous glenn said...

Poor dear. Aureole tea is supposed to be good for colds, I think. Maybe you should make a few 'jugs' of it?!?!? See? I made a bad funny!

8:07 AM  
Anonymous Aaron said...

I like a cold office environment.

A cold, bitter office environment is even better! The best is open workplace hostility.

My verification word: "Orgum."

Orgum?

2:24 PM  
Anonymous Dirty said...

I work in a catacomb.

verification- juutzf

4:51 PM  
Blogger Sangroncito said...

Rosa Parks is one of my heros.
And if you want warm titties, come on down to Brazil, girlfriend!

6:05 PM  
Blogger missbhavens said...

Where I work, it's way too hot. I'm not sure which is worse. You should go to EMS and buy those pocket warmers and stuff them in your bra. That might help. But it would also make your breasticles seem oblong.

6:17 PM  
Blogger jessica said...

i sympathize! did you see my posts on the freezing office debacle? you might enjoy...
http://wtfayt.blogspot.com/2005_07_01_wtfayt_archive.html

10:37 AM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

You people make my life worth living. Seriously. Hilarious. You don't even need me...talk amongst yourselves.

4:48 PM  

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