To prove it, here's my "Best Of" list (best of, like today, anyway):
Best New Book
Life's Little Annoyances
Right up my alley, baby.
Best New Blog
Bomb of the Day
I love Kasey, and not just because she's more trouble than I am. (She also has a great ass.)
Best Bar in the Fuckin' Universe
Jimmy Duff is the nice man that drove Dave and me to another bar in his hearse. 'Nuff said.
Best New Band (new to me, anyway)
Jessie Diamond and the Thousand
I saw them at Trash Bar a couple of weeks ago, and was ready to dismiss this blonde slip of a girl, with her mullet and her flapper dress, as yet another Karen O wannabe. But damn, she can sing. And damn, they write good songs. Least shitty band I've seen at Trash since the last time Drag Citizen played there.
Best Biographical Movie, Maybe Ever
I loved Philip Seymour Hoffman before I saw this film. Now I'm pretty sure he's taken Edward Norton's place as the Actor of My Generation. If he doesn't win the Best Actor award, god as my witness I'll never attend a gay Oscar party again.
Best Rapper Name, Ever EVER
That would be Ludakrishna.
This one also gets Honorable Mention for Best Rap Video Ever. If it weren't for Outkast, these guys would be the big winners.
There you go. Back to the impotent vitriol tomorrow.