My booty lies over the ocean...
So today, in the interest of keeping everyone entertained with minimal effort on my part, I'm turning the forum over to you with a question that was recently raised by an acquaintance of mine:
How far would you go for a booty call? (And by "how far," I'm referring to physical distance and/or methods of, um...procurement.)
If you've gone to great measures and/or trodden many miles to get a hot piece of sookie-sookie action, kindly share.
And don't you worry...Helen takes anonymous comments, so your mama won't find out what a slut you are. (Because you know she reads this.)