Thursday, October 06, 2005

So, wait a minute...

Harry's queer, and Tom's not?

I haven't been this confused since I found out Sandy Duncan's actually a woman.

13 Comments:

Blogger GayProf said...

So Sandy Duncan claims . . .

12:25 PM  
Anonymous js said...

Tom's not gay, just a big time prick.

12:27 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Yeah, sure js. Tom's not gay.

Honey, fairies are real, whether you believe in them or not.

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Big Dan said...

I'd do them both?

4:57 PM  
Anonymous charles said...

If I were a drag king, I'd totally be Mandy Duncan.

11:20 PM  
Blogger Dashiell said...

Sandy's greatest achievement... The Gags Beasley episode of the Muppet Show.

4:32 AM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Big D: gay.

Charles: You can use my drag queen name if you'll let me use your drag king name.

Dashiell: I'd argue that...The Muppet Show was great work, to be sure, but don't underestimate the size of the shoes Sandy stepped into when "Valerie" became "The Hogan Family."

10:30 AM  
Blogger P/O said...

dammit helen, you totally beat me to the "hogan's family" comment...

11:11 AM  
Blogger Will said...

I know!! I'll take "WTF" for $1000.
And Tom... "How you doin'?" Come see me later.

1:34 PM  
Anonymous js said...

Just because Tom was pivotal in the sexual awakening of so many gay men does not make him gay. Just like if we all thought about world peace at the same moment, the world would still be the same f-ked up place it always was. Oh yeah Keanu is not gay either just a rotten actor.

1:49 PM  
Blogger GayProf said...

We still get to keep Anderson Cooper, right?

2:57 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Oh yeah, GayProf, Andy's all yours. Did you catch this quote, from his essay on going gray?

"Going gray is like ejaculation. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it’s a total shock."

The last thing we straighties need is yet another premature ejaculator...

3:27 PM  
Anonymous charles@poguego.com said...

I mean, even if, say, hypothetcially, Tom were boffing his personal trainer/sometimes-stunt double (a guy who looks EXACTLY LIKE HIM), would we actually want to claim him as one of us? Tighty-whitey codpiece and all?

Er...

Geeble-gobble, geeble-gobble!

12:42 PM  

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