So, wait a minute...
Harry's queer, and Tom's not?
I haven't been this confused since I found out Sandy Duncan's actually a woman.
I haven't been this confused since I found out Sandy Duncan's actually a woman.
posted by Helen the Felon at 10:52 AM
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So Sandy Duncan claims . . .
Tom's not gay, just a big time prick.
Yeah, sure js. Tom's not gay.
Honey, fairies are real, whether you believe in them or not.
I'd do them both?
If I were a drag king, I'd totally be Mandy Duncan.
Sandy's greatest achievement... The Gags Beasley episode of the Muppet Show.
Big D: gay.
Charles: You can use my drag queen name if you'll let me use your drag king name.
Dashiell: I'd argue that...The Muppet Show was great work, to be sure, but don't underestimate the size of the shoes Sandy stepped into when "Valerie" became "The Hogan Family."
dammit helen, you totally beat me to the "hogan's family" comment...
I know!! I'll take "WTF" for $1000.
And Tom... "How you doin'?" Come see me later.
Just because Tom was pivotal in the sexual awakening of so many gay men does not make him gay. Just like if we all thought about world peace at the same moment, the world would still be the same f-ked up place it always was. Oh yeah Keanu is not gay either just a rotten actor.
We still get to keep Anderson Cooper, right?
Oh yeah, GayProf, Andy's all yours. Did you catch this quote, from his essay on going gray?
"Going gray is like ejaculation. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it’s a total shock."
The last thing we straighties need is yet another premature ejaculator...
I mean, even if, say, hypothetcially, Tom were boffing his personal trainer/sometimes-stunt double (a guy who looks EXACTLY LIKE HIM), would we actually want to claim him as one of us? Tighty-whitey codpiece and all?
Er...
Geeble-gobble, geeble-gobble!
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