That said, my favorite Masshole (pictured below*) went and got hisself a blog. Please welcome him warmly to our ever-expanding universe of retarded brilliance.
Clearly he'll fit right in.
*Okay, that's not really him. Well, it's his face, but the rest is some other poor bastard. I'm sure Dan's weiner is much, much bigger than that. He wouldn't have a cute girlfriend, otherwise. Dan, that is. Not this guy.