Saturday, December 31, 2005

Helen's New Year's Resolutions

Riiiiiiiiiight.
Who do you think you're dealing with, here?
Psssh.

All I'm really resolved to do is figure out how the hell to walk in these ridiculous four-inch heels by tonight. Wish me luck.

Happy New Year, kids.

They're way taller than these. I am sooooo screwed. Photos of bruises and contusions sure to follow. But it's cool...I've got health insurance.

7 Comments:

Blogger stargazer said...

Good luck Helen :-)

I know, dealing with heals like this isn't easy :O

BTW - Happy New Year!

1:10 PM  
Blogger Joey Polanski said...

You coud use a walkr, but I bet thatd kill th effect you was hopin for wit da shoes.

P.S. Heres a NYs resolution for ya: Dump this "comment moderation" jazz. Its fer squares! Chick callin erself Helen th Felon oughtta blog like a reckless maniack! HAPPY NEW YEARski!

2:13 PM  
Blogger Mr. H.K. said...

Happy New Year, Gorgeous!

Cheers,

Mr. H.K.
Postcards from Hell's
Kitchen

And I Quote Blog

7:10 PM  
Blogger Aethlos said...

Happy New Year!!!

3:47 AM  
Blogger Aethlos said...

okay, i read more of your site... and i had to add you to my blogroll. :)

8:39 PM  
Blogger Rocky said...

Happy New Year, Helen. I hope you survived walking in those heels!

11:31 AM  
Blogger Big Dan said...

I'd be 69 in those! 6 foot 9 anyway.

12:48 PM  

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